How To Fly Without A Broom: Sex, Sexism, Witches & Weed
“Banish therefore these pernicious plants out of your gardens, and all places neere to your houses, where children or women with child do resort, which do often times long and lust after things most vile and filthie…” — John Gerard, 16th-century English herbalist
What is a witch but a poorly-behaved woman? Or sometimes a poorly-behaved man – men have also been burned as witches. But when we think of witches, we’re probably thinking of women – flying on broomsticks across the face of a big ol’ uterine moon.
The “witch” slam has been used for centuries to stifle women who refuse to do as they’re told, who operate outside the boundaries of the commonly acceptable. That wasn’t always the case, however.
Before the ubiquity of top-down establishment social structures, which required that the people accept the authority of the classes who Knew Best (usually powerful men), a witch was just a woman who used her wisdom and esoteric knowledge to heal, provide spiritual insight, and counsel members of her community. The Venn diagram consisting of witches, midwives and healers overlapped substantially for a very long period of human history…
. until the advent of monotheistic religion and a profit-focused economic mode. Gradually, women’s once-diverse roles narrowed. Women who hung onto their power, who refused to be limited by society’s expectations, were viewed with increasing — and sometimes deadly — suspicion.
What’s All This Have to Do with Weed?
For centuries, cannabis was an essential component of the wise-woman’s toolbox.
Female deities, like the Mesopotamian Ishtar and the Chinese Taoist Magu , have often been associated with cannabis in both symbolism and documented practice. In 1904 two holy women, probably priestesses of the goddess Freya, were found buried in a Viking ship dating to 850 BC, and the older of the two bore a leather pouch containing cannabis traces. And o ne of the most famous mummies ever discovered, the “Princess of Ukok” — a Scytho-Siberian woman of the fifth century BC, thought to be a shaman, healer and/or storyteller of her people — was found buried in the permafrost of the Eurasian steppe alongside a bowl of cannabis seeds.
In addition to its spiritual and healing qualities, cannabis was also well-known as an aphrodisiac. The Tantrics of India and Nepal use hemp preparations in erotic couples’ rituals, in which lovers took on the forms of the gods Shiva and Parvati . (One Nepalese myth features Parvati slipping cannabis flowers to Shiva, to prevent him from straying.) And back in Europe, an old German love charm (to be recited over the plant) goes “Hemp, I sow you, hemp, I reap you, and my heart’s love shall come behind me and harvest me.” Spicy stuff.
For a very long time, much of the world was well-acquainted with cannabis’ spiritual, medicinal and aphrodisiac value. And if you needed to ease your pain, talk to your gods, or get in the mood, there was a good chance you’d be getting weed from a woman who acted as a keeper of tribal wisdom and a respected conduit to the natural world.
Bad Girls & The Devil’s Herb
By the mid-15th century the Western world was in pretty rough shape, with climate disasters, famines, ugly wars and an assortment of plagues. “Witches” got blamed for a lot of it, and thousands of people (80% of them women) were tortured and murdered.
In 1484, in one of his first acts as Pope, Innocent VIII issued an edict that (among other things) explicitly banned the use of cannabis and called it an unholy sacrament — likely because of its association with the village midwives and other healers who were especially targeted for persecution.
But that’s all ancient history, right?
Not so much… As recently as the 1920s in the good old US of A, the push to ban cannabis was accompanied by a lot of alarmism about sexuality and women – specifically white women, who supposedly might be tempted to consort with “undesirables” while under the influence, sullying their sexual purity. This campaign added flagrant racism to the time-honored stew of sexism and the demonization of useful plants.
Looking at the historical record of Western civilization, it sure seems like the subjugation of women and their sexuality often coincides with the demonization of cannabis. This is speculative territory, of course — correlation doesn’t always equal causation — but….
There are several possible explanations for the suppression of wild women & wild weed.
One hinges on the idea of expertise — who has it, and who’s allowed to have it. Women’s wisdom has often been DIY, passed down via oral tradition and gleaned from observation of the world and of people. Often, this wisdom relied on tools, such as cannabis, that are (or should be) widely accessible. With the rise of more hierarchical systems of power, it became crucial for the Dudes In Charge to have their own dudes running things — approved and certified men who wouldn’t rock the boat, like priests, administrators, or doctors. It didn’t really matter that lay female practitioners were often a lot better at healing & spiritual counsel than the Dudes In Charge: they were a threat to structural power, so they were often brutally repressed, along with their favorite plants and techniques.
Another explanation may have to do with the plant’s aphrodisiac properties. Controlling women’s sexuality is a longstanding tradition when it comes to controlling women in general. If sex and fertility are viewed as resources for men to consume and benefit from — as opposed to integral components of a woman’s self & sources of her power — it makes an awful kind of sense to censure them, so any aphrodisiac (especially one as safe and effective as weed) starts looking like an excuse for women to misbehave.
And one more interesting link between the power of women & weed (if you want to get really woo-woo): the female cannabis plants are the ones with the most attractive aromas and medicinal magic to offer.
Hop on that Broom & Go for a Ride
The history of witches & weed contains a recurring motif: the idea of a “flying ointment,” a balm made with intoxicating entheogenic herbs that (alleged) witches would (allegedly) smear on those famous broomsticks in order to defy gravity and whiz through the night air sowing chaos and discord. Documentation of “flying ointments” exists throughout the historical record, often accompanied by hysterical (testerical?) commentary about abominable ingredients made from human sacrifices.
No herb on earth can make anyone, witch or otherwise, actually fly. But it’s very possible that a potent herbal balm, inserted where the stories imply it was being inserted (perhaps with the help of a phallic broomstick), could make a “witch” feel like she was flying, in defiance of everyone trying to keep her down — and by now it won’t surprise you that cannabis figures prominently in many early “recipes” for flying ointment.
Those recipes invoked some wicked thoughts here at Foria. Witches’ flying potions were actually the seed of the idea for Foria Pleasure , our legendary THC arousal oil. Inspired by the wisdom and wildness of nature, and humanity’s long-standing relationship with this extraordinary plant, we formulated a topical product — an intimate massage oil — ideally suited to the unique, absorptive anatomy of women (or anyone with a vulva. hello, trans community!). Pleasure is an ultra-pure blend of liquid coconut oil and THC, but because of the way it’s used, it isn’t so much psychoactive as it is sexually activating . Activating & reclaiming our sexuality is intrinsic to reclaiming our wild nature in general, unbound and unburdened — achieving liftoff through bliss.
Foria’s journey continued in other historically-resonant ways. Early testers described amazing orgasmic results (which we expected) but what we didn’t expect was their reports of potent pain relief — even for chronic conditions like vulvodynia and endometriosis, which are so often neglected by the medical establishment. We went back to the potion vault and came up with Relief , our vaginal suppositories with THC & CBD.
But women across the country & around the world began flooding our inbox, asking us if we could ship Foria to them, so we created our CBD-only Wellness line, available everywhere: Awaken Arousal Oil with CBD , Relief Suppositories with CBD , and Wellness Tonic with CBD , all featuring pristine broad-spectrum hemp extract in the grand historical tradition — wild and wonderful additions to any witchy pharmacopeia, for health and pleasure alike.
Fortunately, the scientific establishment has caught up with the wisdom of the early witches & village healers, providing plenty of research validating the beneficial effects of the once-vilified cannabis plant.
The Wheel Turns
We’re living in interesting times. While brutal racism, sexism and homophobia are, unfortunately, very much alive, people are pushing back – agitating for gay rights, women’s liberation, body positivity, a sex-positive culture in general, and social standards that insist every person deserves respect and autonomy. People, male, female and otherwise, are still in chains… and breaking them, embracing their own innate wisdom, free of shame.
Witchcraft has invaded the zeitgeist. Altars on Instagram, crystals in shop windows, otherwise sensible people admitting they don’t do anything without consulting the Tarot…
The time is right to reclaim the witches’ favorite herb. Decriminalizing cannabis was supported by decades of research, and driven by tireless activists who defied conventional “wisdom” regarding justice & truth. Our attitudes around gender, sex, and medicinal substances are shifting, and will continue to shift, supported by hard work and fierce joy.
As we continue to enjoy the benefits of a burgeoning movement, in this ancient season of fertility following Easter (formerly a pagan holiday) and before Beltane (the official, magical commencement of the fruitful summer), let’s celebrate the pioneers — the visionaries who showed the way for us, who survived, endured, and thrived. The wild woman, the medicine sage, the flying witch, the Scythian princess in us all….
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How to Use Cannabis Like a Witch
Photo by Averie Woodard
These days, witches practice things both passed down and recently conjured, but plant proficiency is a huge thread in their tapestry.
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Despite a constant presence in pop culture, and an emerging one in our current dichotomy, people who practice witchcraft are still pretty misunderstood. Craft, or witchcraft, extends to all parts of a life well lived and many of the medicinal and grooming rituals we hold dear today are founded in the larger body of spiritual and earthbound knowledge that used to get you tied to a stake. In North America, the judgement and potential for state sanctioned torture is less common now. And thank goodness for that, because using cannabis for its multiple modalities of healing and socializing is much more witchy than you may think.
For some witches, a smoke a day keeps the bad witch at bay. For others, cannabis is a healing substance whose prohibition adds to the mystical effects of its powers. Plenty of witchy-leaning people lean all the way into the world of cannabis and incorporate it into their daily lives and rituals—either medicinal, recreational, or both.
Some witches spark up after house cleaning and during a good smudge sesh, leaving the air refreshed and ready for creativity or relaxation. Many keep palo santo on hand too. But every good witch has an altar outfitted with fine accessories, right down to stylish matches, adding a spot of intention to the seemingly mundane, but truly miraculous act of lighting a flame.
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For help with potioncraft, using high tech devices to prepare your cannabis-based concoctions can only help to control things like dose. Something like the Levo Oil Infuser can do more than wrest THC and CBD from flower—it controls the temperature, making extracting other herbs and plants that may not need the same processing time as cannabis a bewitching snap.
“How I use cannabis in ritual depends on how I’m using it medicinally. Its effects differ depending on if I’m using it daily or rarely. When I am taking it regularly for anxiety or pain, I find it works very well as a touchstone during the grounding parts of my ritual. It helps me get back into my body comfortably, and leads nicely into a sacred snack,” says Max Schriever, a cannabis-friendly witch.
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“When I haven’t had cannabis in a while, it can be better suited to raising energy or guiding visions. I especially enjoy smoking as part of a group ritual, because I think it lends itself well to increasing social cohesion and creative participation.” Schriever also loves kitchen witchery, crafting edibles, and often includes emulsified cannabis extracts in teas alongside other magical herbal smoking mixtures.
Many practitioners incorporate cannabis as a healing herb, and that is where the magic lies. A CBD healing skin balm can soften skin that is too dry for basic lotion. If potioncraft is not your strength, a facial serum and its cocktail of hydrating and super effective ingredients like hyaluronic acid, CBD and vitamin B3 might do just the trick.
“Plant magic is awesomely powerful, and I’m constantly learning new ways to interact with these allies,” says Schriever.How to Use Cannabis Like a Witch Photo by Averie Woodard These days, witches practice things both passed down and recently conjured, but plant proficiency is a huge thread in their tapestry. ]]>